Remember when NASA ended up proving the Bible was true by finding “the lost day” described in Joshua? Well now they’re providing us with pictures of the almighty from space. Here’s God’s hand (they may not have called it that, but only because they don’t want to lose their federal funding from the LIBERAL godless government):
We’ve also got a shot of one of his eyes from a while back:
At this rate, we can create a composite photo of the almighty in just a few decades. And THEN we’ll have something that will FINALLY and DEFINITIVELY prove through science itself that God is real. Take that Hitchens and Dawkins and all you atheist flibbelty-foos!
Or maybe this is another merely another example of apophenia. (PS Hey Boojsh…as LL Cool J once said, “Don’t call it a comeback–I’ve been here for years!”)
It looks like God’s hand is going for some cosmic brass knuckles. We better watch out!
As Anakin Skywalker’s mother Shimi said in Attack of the Clones, “I always knew you’d come back.” (God bless Google)